In all honesty, I have absolutely no idea what I am doing here, or how I got here. I don’t even know what this is… There’s nothing around that is in the slightest bit familiar to me. Oh- excuse my informalities.

My name is Ser Loras Tyrell, of House Tyrell and Highgarden.

You see…

One moment I was screaming as I …I well, I thought I felt boiling oil being poured over my face. I was in a battle and failing miserably. Which is unusual for me, I must let you know.

Yet I have no injury on my face, the flesh is still intact, and only suffer minor wounds on my arms and legs. Does anyone want to inform me of what is happening? I really don’t understand and wish I did. Else I won’t be able to…Well, get back to where I need to be.

Am I dead?

What’s happening?